Woo as Travis to the Perkins said, we haven't had any funny posts recently.
We'll soon put a stop to THAT!
Imagine a world where the trees are made of wood, and the skyscrapers are made of metal. The ground is made of mud and lava. You may think "how could the world possibly go so wrong?" I am here to tell you how.
Once every Chuck Norris years, a large flying frubelpot does a backflip. This is due to cosmic variations in 4-d spacetime. I digress. When the frubelpot does these backflips, it causes an aura of amazement throughout the galaxy. This aura is always purple, and always wheelbarrow shaped. Anyways, this wheelbarrow picks up the earth (planet, not ground) and hurtles it at THE EVIL TURKABBAGE!.... The turkabbage is crushed and turns into a .pdf file and a wooden box. Then the aforementioned wheelbarrow realises it is in fact just an aura and what it has done is totally absurd. Then it realises that auras are not capable of thought. It injects itself with nitroglycerine Clicky. It a splode, making the earth fly towards its usual place. Then it stops at where it usually is, but it has a headache. It a splode. NEW EARTH BORN! It is a strange perverse echo of reality. The trees are made of wood. And the skyscrapers are made of metal, and the ground is made of mud and lava.
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Trees made of wood? Skyscrapers made of metal? Man, I'd love to see that day.
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